"We at Robot Funnies realize how important
it is for each of us to do our part in protecting Planet Earth’s natural resources.
That’s why we use generous portions of discarded humor mixed in with our other
‘filler’ and ‘ass jokes.’ By reusing jokes that people have stopped laughing at
long, long ago we can all help ensure that there will still be enough humor
around for generations to come."
Q. Your website is confusing to me. Where is the content?
A. Click "FUNNIES" at the top of the page (formerly known as ROBOT-O-LINKS)
to view the table of content. These are not links to other websites-- they actually
link to our material which is intended to be humorous! (No irony intended).
Clicking the "NEW" button will take you to our latest
ROBOT FUNNIES. To view earlier comics and funnies simply scroll down the page!
ROBOT FUNNIES are not designed to be read in any particular order so you can
enjoy them or despise them in the privacy of your own home at your convenience!
Q. What the hell is a ‘Robot Funny’ anyway?
A. Robot Funnies are pre-tested on robots for
several qualities including: humor, appeal, funniness, zing, pow and zest!
Every single joke, jest and jackass remark is run by our staff of specially
trained robots. If a gag doesn’t make the grade it is physically removed from
our data base by the robots (or one of their human slave workers).
Q. Is that true or are you just making that up?
Q. What website, magazine or other publication did you steal your material from?
A. We do not steal our material. We create it the old
fashioned way: drunk.
Q. Can I copy some of your stuff and put it
on my website?
A. No, you cannot. Robot Funnies is comprised
of original copyrighted material. You may not reproduce it in any form.
Q. If I am dissatisfied with Robot Funnies
for any reason can I get my money back?
A. No you cannot get your money back.
Robot Funnies is free to anyone with internet access. No hidden fees.
No late charges. (Offer Void Where Prohibited).
Q. If Superman, the Flash, Aquaman and
the Fantastic Four were to all get into a fight who would win?
Q. Is your website handicapped accessible?
Is it available to people with blindness or hearing disorders as well as people
A. We are currently working to get our site
up to ICANN specifications for the hearing and sight impaired. As for the
dyslexic--they can just jump up our ass.