Sec. 114b Revised Provisions for Tax Loss Carry Forwards for Years Prior to 1985

(For more information see IRS Publication 465, Section 1211)

Pre-Exclusionary Income for Real Estate Holding Corporations, Public LLCs and REMICs.

Okay. Just relax. Your boss can only read the large print from where heís standing. The four-eyed son of a bitch. Just focus on the screen intently until he leaves. Just keep reading. Donít look up, for Godís sake, or heíll want to engage you in conversation. Thatís the last thing you need. DonĎt stop now. He canít hang around forever. Youíre doing fine. Just keep looking at the screen and hope he doesnít say anything.

Section 179 Deprciation of Fixed Assets Aquired from Parent Company, Affiliates and Primary Care Givers.

Okay, look, if the snoopy bastard isnít already satisfied youíre busy maybe you need to work on your acting skills. What you need is a little "method acting" technique that was first taught by Lee Strasberg in the 1950s. Itís referred to as the "Rectal Itch" exercise and has been practiced by everyone from James Dean and Marlon Brando to Christian Slater and River Penis. It goes something like this: While staring at your computer, try to imagine that you are at your future/current in-lawsí having dinner when your rectal cavity begins to itch. Her Dad is telling you a long, pointless story about something that has to do with his job and , of course, there is no way you can concentrate on what he is saying. Youíre trying your damnedest to act like youíre paying attention but the itching just keeps getting worse. You can see his

lips moving and hear sounds coming out of his mouth but there is no intelligible message. He sounds like some kind of heroine addicted middle-aged cow. You donít think you can stand the itching anymore. Your face gradually distorts into a grimace. Your muscles tense up. You feel anxious--frustrated. You want nothing, except to run screaming from the room with both hands clawing wildly at your butt.

Alternative Minimum Income Tax (AMT) Regulatory Guidelines Prior to 1978. (Revised)

That is pretty much what your face should look like whenever youíre at work. If it doesnít already, donít worry it will. Just take a look around at some of your senior co-workers. Thatís you in another fifteen years, pal.

Depreciation of Patents, Copyrights, Goodwill and Other Intangible Assets Aquired Through Like Kind Exchange from HMOs, MHOs WHOs and HOMOs.

If Mr/Ms Nosy-Ass-Boss happens to ask what youíre doing just say "Iím reviewing the Revised Provisions for Tax Loss Carry-Forwards for years Prior to 1985." That should shut 'em up. Nobody wants to talk about that crap. (Note: This strategy may not work if you are employed as a CPA. CPAs and Actuaries please click below).

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