"Holy shitty-McShitty shit site! Wow. This guy failed massively with this website.
Yikes! Why couldn't they put the entire comic into one cartoon? Click-per-pane?
Are they trying to milk the most out of that single advert at the top? Who would
do something so horribly wrong? Just dreadful."
"Every single time I have clicked on a "robotfunnies.com" link, it has been due
to a lapse of memory wherein I thought I was actually clicking
I have regretted it every time."
"fucking robot funnies. It figures. What a piece of crap site."
"yeah he suck"
Thanks for all your comments and keep those cards and letters coming!
Thursday June 12, 2008
Many of you have probably noticed that I haven't been updating regularly. That's
because I was recently arrested for trying to smuggle undocumented drivers into
the United States.
I've also been working on a Broadway musical comedy called "Rotting Fetid Corpse"
about the decline of Western Civilization. Here are some of the songs:
Rotting Fetid Corpse (title tune)
Let's Get Busy and F**k
I'm Too Sexy for My House Payment
If We All Suck Hard Enough We Can Clean Up the Earth!
Can't Stop Grabbin' My Crotch! Yeah!
There's No Literacy like Ill-Literacy
Do U No Wut Letters R 4?
Let's Have a Three-Way with Your Mom
Porno? Or No?
Do You Feel Up to Being Felt Up?
My Hard Goes On (Theme from Titanic)
I'm sending a shout out to all my readers in Iceland! As you may already know,
Iceland is famous for its gorgeous women! I'm sorry I don't know any Icelandic
or I would write something really funny in that language.
Fri. April 10th, 2008
When I was a kid (in the 1960s) there was a TV show called "Cannonball" about a
truck driver. Like other shows (Batman, for example) some anonymous kid(s) had
rewritten the theme song. Hereís how it went:
Rolliní down the highway, doiní ninety-four,
Sally let a big one, blew me out the door!
The wheels couldnít take it; the motor fell apart
All because of Sallyís Super-Sonic Fart!
Back then (before the intro-net), I was constantly amazed at how things like that
could spread simply by word of mouth. One kid would learn it from another and that
kid would teach it to other kids, and so on and so on, until every kid in the world
new the song. It was viral but you could only catch it directly from another kids
Thur. April 3rd, 2008
Iíve updated the Funnies with my latest epic: "Wilford Brimley: ManÖ or Anthro-Man". This is about as close as I get to doing a furry comic.
All I can say about Wilford is this: He is one stone cold freak.
Iíve also added a bonus Chucka-A-Laff (Frog Porn). I usually update it on Mondays. Enjoy!
Starting soon Iíll be using this space to answer some questions from readers so please check back for important info. Or maybe even marginally important info.
Thanks for all the mail Iíve been getting. Iím trying to stay caught up answering it!
Tuesday March 11, 2008
This is ROBOT FUNNIES' new blog. I'll be
using this page to let you know what's coming up in the future and stuff like that.
Right now I'm in the process of updating the whole website so please bear with me.
My html skills kind of suck.